A massive parka and baggy pajama shorts.
Told him it looks awful and he just looked at himself and said ‘sexy!’
:’) oh god

i’ll decide to clear out some of my clothes and then i either:

a) find clothing that i think will go well together and start making outfits

or

b) find clothes i have forgotten about and decide to try them on and then fall in love with them again.

when b happens, i decide that i like all my clothes and stop trying to sort them out.

dammit.

however, i have forgotten about these!

anyone notice a pattern? yeah? no?

that we were holding you down like anchors to your ships.

all i can say now is i just wish you would fucking grow up.

you’re looking pretty lonely and all of us feel sorry but you’re going to pay for all of your mistakes.

i think this could have ended better but you’re just not that clever so run along and go be fake.

you will be left with nothing but a suitcase of mistakes.

everyone ordered cheeseburgers and i ordered a prawn cocktail :’)

mmmm.

so yummy.

juststarttobelieve:

elimec:

juststarttobelieve:

elimec:

juststarttobelieve replied to your post: feeling down and silly, joining the gym tomorrow…

stop being silly, you nobhead!

i am fat and turkish hahahahahahahaha, i am like a walking kebab

i’m going to…

i think you are lying.

that sounds wonderful, when are you going there next for me to take embarrassing photos of you?